From Strippers To Grannys!

Oh dear. i have slacked off havent i. i havent posted for days!!! Well, it's not like anyone else has commented or anything tho. face it, we are all slack arses! Hmm, so what has happened since last time i wrote.... ummm, things are going well in the new place. went to adelaide on the weekend for a 21st and ended up at a strip club (not a good place to be when you are an overweight emotional drunk who stupidly went along with her boyfriend - bad move) well, you can guess why we only stayed for 15mins. Rest of the weekend was uneventful but im feeling very tired after trying hopelessly to sleep on a damn floor and not to throw up the litres of booze i consumed. (hey, it was free, what more can i say!) I must say going out in the city was not as fun as i thought it would be! i was constantly paranoid that someone might come along and stab-rape-mug-etc me as well as the fact that i had no idea of our exact whereabouts! oh, i didnt have any drinkls out for fear of being drugged. ok ok, so im a paranoid freak, but when you are as drunk as i was, and you are in an environment so unlike what you are use to, you would freak out too. i hope.

Have been passing time by playing card games with Bobby and Wendy, mainly hearts and Texas Holdem'. If we keep going the way we are, we will be swapping photos of grandkids, baking cookies and complaining about our hip problems in no time! Oh, and puzzles have become a big thing too.

Uh...... sadly, thats about it. I lead an uneventful life. i might have to start making up shit again just to make this damn thing interesting. or blog full conversations that i think may be amusing. Note to self, must carry around small notebook to record such conversations.

Well, till next time, goodbye cruel world.


P.S. if you are reading this COMMENT YOU BASTARD!!!!!

Apology

I appologise for the last depressing entry. it will never happen again. promise. but, you must realise i was drunk and it made me all pathetic. Anyways, good news! i moved out and i have a new flat mate! woo hoo. The oooooooobber-cool-fag-fantasitc (and funky!) KEZ. Ok ok, so he is sitting next to me and i am sucking up, but hey, i gotta get along with him.
Last night was spent devouring fat cooked in fat and drizzled with more fat, the best chocolate and cookie ice cream and soppy chick flicks. oh, and Kath and Kim. It was fun and great, but then i went to see Him. We talked and (after a while) decided to take things easy and see what its like if im not living with him. so, happy all round. i guess.
so, dilema sorted and now, i must go celebrate with another champas. and another. 'hic'
Till neesh tyme, gooshbye kwrel wowd........

New Years Resolution

I have a new new years resolution. i was going to post a blog earlier today about my resolution, but after tonight, that has all changed. Alot of stuff happened tonight. My friend got enganged (congrats Kabby), i got rather smished and i found out how really depressed i have been this last year. at the hands of someone else. this may be depressing for my second blog in my new home, but i have to get it out somehow. and cyber space seems like the place. my new new years resolution is to be happy and get my life back. yes, i split up with my long term bf tonight. mainly due to the fact that, with him, i wasnt happy anymore. there is only so much hurtful shit you can handle, right? i know the next few weeks are gonna be hard, but i need to let go and find the me that has been buried under so much crap, that i wouldnt recognise myself if i hit myself over the head with a sledge hammer. so, another relationship has ended and a new year has begun. time to start thinking about myself (selfish i know but, hey, im aloud to!!!) and have fun. so much fun it starts oozing from every pore. i have my cat tonight and my family tomorro, but i just have to stick it through and not give in.
Now that that is over, on to the good stuff. tonight (apart from the obvious) was pretty good. i shook my booty in all the right places and laughed hystericaly at nothing. I also hugged neumerous people at midnight (including one of my teachers - dont ask!) and made a complete ass of myself. usual new years stuff. I drank too much booze (although sobered up pretty quickly - due to above stuff) and smashed my first glass (by accident, but still kinda due to above stuff). all in all, it was a normal new years night. Nothing like welcoming the new year in a pathetic heap wraped around a loo! If it didnt end like that, it wouldnt really be new years. but now, its all over, 2005 and all its mistakes are behind me. its time to embrace 2006 with open - but drunken - arms. so, happy new year, "i will survive" and, till next time, goodbye cruel world!!!