| Howdy all! How is everyone on this luverly Friday? I am looking forward to a night full of suspense, action, comedy and drama! No, i'm not raiding a video store, I am venturing into the unknown world of under 18 parties! Ok, so i have been to teeny bopper parties before, but that was purely because i was one and i can't really remember much from them besides scabing smokes, standing in darkened front yards, listening to Eminem (urgh) and drinking Vodka mixers till the sun came up. But this will be different as i WONT be 'one of the crowd'. I will be the 20-something that looks completely out of place, constantly asked to hand out smokes and drinking champagne in small, classy bottles. Oh, and i will be wearing more clothes than anyone else there put together! I have to admit it is a bit daunting. Kind of like being the only deer in a Lion cage! No matter how much you try to hide they will always sniff you out. But it could be benificial for me in a way! I will be cool due to the fact that age is always a novelty to the under 18's. For example i can drink, drive (even after having one drink!), vote, party in pubs and clubs all without legal consequences! Something unknown to this bunch. Hell, when i was their age i thought people older than me were cool! But, enough of that, i shall fill you in at a later date. Last night, whilst lying in bed with my trusty book i stumbled upon something so hilarious i nearly gave myself a free ride in an ambulance! This book i mentioned is full of short stories written by top female authors, and one story was all about boobs and the never ending search for the perfect size. It made me think, what is the perfect size, small, large, round, perky, saggy? I must confess mine are very large, round and a tad bit saggy (damn gravity) and i hate them. But is smaller really better? So, i must pass this question on to you before i start groping every woman in sight to find my answer. What do you think is the perfect size breast, does it matter, would you consider a boob job, and what is the fascination with this particular body part? Till next time, Goodbye cruel world! |
Friday, February 17, 2006
Over Age
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Um, yeah boobs... I think we all know where I sit on this topic, but for the uneducated. Boobs look nice on the ladies and God knows they certainly help with gaining free entry, free drinks and anything else for free. That said I've never played with a set (unless you count milking cows) nor do I have any desire to play with a set. I do not want a set, but when I was 16 I was jealous of the girls that could get into the pub a-la clevage!
So um... Hooray for penises. I have one of those and I think they are moe fun!
Ha ha ha. Me thinks bigger are better! Yay! Go us!
Poor poor Bob, I feel for you. I must say real are better! who wants to play with big pieces of plastic disguised as female body parts. Don't worry, one day you'll cope a feel. One day....
Kez, we know where you stand but who was it again who shoved their head in my cleavage once????
Wendy.... THBBBBBPT (gotta love the raspberries!) Imagine doing that to a set of ribs!
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