Sex, Lies, Scandal and Toilet Paper! Part 2

Woo hoo, update time! Kabby and Mike are talking to each other again, but it doesnt seem to be going anywhere fast. Instead, Kabby has set up a montorous date tonight with a guy she met once and reminds her of her ex. I dont think this is going to end well. Haven't seen much of Harry, as now Harry is not talking to Kezz after romantic differences, namely Kezz not being all that interested and Harry only being able to hold a conversation if it relates to himself in some way. Deg has since spoken to Kabby and told her that she will forget about what happened at her house with Mike if she apologises. Geez, seems pretty easy to get over. Kabby finally made an attempt at playing netball last night, despite the friction with the rest of the team, and she seems proud of herself. amazing what the absence of a hangover will do to your ball skills. ha ha. Oh, the team won the game. woohoo to them! big congrats! oh, and the reference to toilet paper in the title of the previous blog and this one relates to the chick me and Bobboy saw on that evenful evening who walked out of the toilet with a long stream of loo paper attached to her stiletto heel. just shows you it really does happen! this was made funnier by the smug self-loving look and short skirt this girl was wearing. he he he, i love Karma! well, that is really all i have to report at the moment. will bring you more breaking news as it happens. till next time, goodbye cruel world and happy easter! mmmm, chocky!

Sex, Lies, Scandal and Toilet Paper! Part 1

Hi everybody! i am just passing time before i have to take my dog to the vet. well, she isnt exactly my dog, she belongs to my family, but, for blogging reasons, it is easier to say she is mine. for everyone else, you would think this would be a normal exercise, but you havent seen my dog! shes HUGE! and my car is a bit on the small side! its like trying to put an octopus in a string bag! except its trying to put my dog (who is apparently part great dane) into a small red car called elmo. fun fun. and this is hard enough getting there let alone getting her in AFTER her injection! and i am going to be doing this every tuesday for three weeks. i really need a bigger car or a smaller dog. maybe i should hire a trailer next week.... but enough about that. probably not all that interesting for you people out there in cyber space. i guess i should fill you in on the stroy i promised you all. It all started with an innocent night out for Kabby's 20th birthday. we were all celebrating the event at Harry's place. This was fine, it was just the guest list that was a bit wacked. Harry shares a house with two girls, Mell and Deg. Deg was holding a hens night for a mate at the same location (due to changes in venue). this would have been fine if her ex boyfriend Mike hadnt been invited to Kabbys party. Are you lost yet? just bear with me, ok. Kabby's party was basicaly a singles party. are you getting why the Mike invited thing was bad yet? dont worry, you will. At Kezza's and my place before the big event, Country Girl came round to start the evening off. It was at this point in time, Country Girl informed us that she had a soft spot for Mike, and was going to tell him tonight. That was all fine, till we got there. the party was rather uneventful, but when we hit the pubs, it all got a bit messy. Mike and Kabby were hitting it off rather well, which was unfortunate for Country Girl. Country Girl previously had told him that she had a thing for him, which was met with "your a nice girl, but...." all pretty ego damaging. then she saw mike getting very close to Kabby on the dabce floor, one more blow to her already dwindiling ego. Counrty Girl made an excuse to leave and was seen later on at another pub with the same look of hurt spread across her face. Don't worry, country girl ended up with another bloke that night. Back to Kabby. As i mentioned kabby and mike were getting pretty close on the dance floor, which proceeded to swapping saliva at the second pub we went to. Deg was witness to all this, and, after just a couple of weeks of the breakup, this really wasnt what she wanted to see. she probably could have left it at that if the other events later on hadnt occured. Me and Kez trundled off home and were informed the next day of Kabby and Mikes exploits. Kabby, Mike and Harry all went back to Harry's place (also home of Deg and Mell). Kabby got comfy on the sofa bed whilst everyone else gossiped in Mells room. After a period of time, Kabby was joined by Mike. You can probably guess what happened. Kabby didnt think much of it thill Deg left in the early hours of the morining pretty upset. It was obvious she knew what had happened. Kabby and Mike had got it on at the ex's place. Not a good thing. we also found out later that Mell, Degs sister was also after Mike. So now, Kabby is not talking to Mike (other reasons, but that night did not go any further), Deg isnt talking to Mell, Kabby, Mike or Harry, Mell isnt talking to Kabby, Mike or Deg and they all happen to play on the same netball team! There has been lots of bitching, snapping, ignoring and tears in the house, which Kabby does not frequent anymore and comes to Kezza's and my house to see Harry. I hope you followed that and the next installment of the other events that night will be brought to you shortly. Any questions, just ask, but now, i gotta take my dog to the vet. shudder. Till Next Time, Goodbye Cruel World!