I went out last night. I know i know, i shouldnt go out on a school night, but i couldnt help it. The alcohol was calling me. Actualy i had a great night. I got a number (woop woop) and an address (dont quite know what the go was with that though!?) and an ex confesed his undying love for me. weird weird, but fun. Went to the local "nightclub" and half of the staff had the night off and were already drunk when i got there. It was hilarious. One of them threw up before 11 which i thought was impressive. The place only opened at 10! got me out of the house anyways. Tonight i have been begged to go back and pull an all-nighter with the staff after hours. I really should have a quiet night in, but we all know i wont.
Hasnt the weather been fucked up lately. We have had freezing cold days. I kept getting brain freeze when i stuck my head out the door. Then, today, the sun is out and its t shirt (maybe even shorts) weather. What the hell is going on????? hey, weather dude MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND! Its been REALLY freaky and weird.
Talking about freaky and weird, we have our local christmas pagent tomorrow. Paper mache and kids on the back of trucks. woo hoo. And the most up-fucked thing about it is im going to watch my mum coz she will be in it. well she is sitting in a truck with her BF who has been conned into driving it. I plan to still be drunk! Oh, and i need a santa hat. Its not the same if you dont wear a dodgy santa hat. I wonder if i have last years somewhere. I might have to buy a new one. The always seem to go missing after christmas, well, mine do.
Well, im going to go do some work. Toodle pip.

My New Pet

Meet BUFFY. My new pet bat. Yep, got bored at work and thought, what the hell, he looks cute. Hope you like him. I know i do. He he he.

-No Title-

Howdy all. i have updated my blog, arent i a good girl. how was everyones weekend? mine was fine, i guess. Nothing overly exciting happened to me though. No abductions, no demonic possesions, no psychotic behaviour. i didnt even break a nail. how dull. Friday night i had a quiet one in. unbelieveable, i know. but i had a cold and felt like shit. Saturday noght was pretty uneventful. went out, got pissed. nothing unusual. Woah! A whole heap of children are walking past the place i am working in. Ahhhh, save me! Children scare me. well, not really. only because i know i am bigger than they are! ha ha, suck, kiddies!

Anyways, got a bit off track there. OMG i would kill for a smoke. Yes, i know, bad habit, gonna kill ya blah blah blah blah, I buy packets with those graphic pictures. Hey, you know, i just had a great idea. They should put pictures of morbidly obese people on Maccas packaging to deter people. Or ban fatty foods from public places. Thatll learn em.

Yesterday was weird. I cleaned up the house (have an inspection tomorrow, damn it), made my special sausage rolls, did my washing and even went grocery shopping. But i am so sore today! I'm aching all over. shows how active i am! I dont know what got me so motivated, but tonight im thinking i might take my mums dog for a walk and keep this thing going, while i still feel like this. Wish me luck.

I dont really know what else to write about. might walk the dog an think about possible posts. Well, im off. have fun all! Goodbye cruel world... Till next time.

Blargh

Urgh. Ever have one of those days when you just feel like absolute shit? I'm having one of those days. I am getting a cold, I have had 3 hours sleep and a killer hangover just to top everything off! And i am at work again. Damn it. I shouldnt be sitting at this desk. I am completely useless in this state. a zombie. maybe i should audition for the next installment of the living dead. Nah, id be too lifeless. SNAP OUT OF IT CESSEL!
That didnt do anything. Anyways, i caught up with a mate i havent seen for ages last night! We use to best friends in high school, but had a huge falling out over a guy (he was not worth it we found out later). We started talking again towards the end of school, but havent really kept in touch. I found out she was down and i saw her out last night, so we ditched everyone else and chatted for ages. and got drunk. dont think her boyfriend is too happy with me for stealing her away, getting her drunk and kidnapping her till 6am. I love catching up with people from high school. you can revisit crushes, where they are now, how crappy school socials were and the dance moves we busted as teeny boppers. Anyone watching us or over hearing some of our conversations would have thought we had well and truely lost the plot. but it was so fun.
Also bumped into a whole heap of my mums (and formerly Kez's) work mates last night. They were messier than i was! Crack up. Apparently there was a farewell last night and they had all decided to party on afterwards. I wonder how many called in sick today? I know i should have. urgh. The only problem is, my mums work mates are very affectionate when they are pissed and i ended up covered in grog! Hey, tonight all i have to do is ring out my jeans, theres enough grog in there to get me well on my way again. Actualy, im thinking of having a quiet one tonight. dont all fall over at once. I probably wont stick to it, but im gonna try!
crap, boss is here. got to fly. Goodbye cruel world, for now.

Oh My Gawd

Woo hoo, two posts in one day. But i just HAD to share this and i forgot earlier.
My ex is a bit of a dimwitted tard. First he "doesnt want a relationship" then ditches me for a chick who is, frankly, butt ugly and psycho, then he expects me to still sleep with him every now and then. Wanker. while at the local night club (in fact, said night club was voted the worst in SA, but what can you do, only place that is open late enough) i see him and his "girlfriend". He goes to the toilet and returns to find the nutter pashing some other guy. i find this to be an instant reason for relationship termination, but no, he decides to push the other guy and start shit. Result: he gets kicked out of the club (through the side door) and she wonders what is wrong. i witnessed this from two meters away standing at the bar waiting for my drink. i laughed my arse off. And if this didnt destroy his dignity enough, i happen to bump into him whilst talking to some friends, who are also his friends (damn it) and in his "i am man, hear me roar and brag" he tells us how his lovely caring girlfriend stubbed a ciggie out in his eye and he has been in hospital all week. He cracked up whilst we all stood there with our mouths open. What the...? He was bragging about his obviously fucked up relationship. What the hell? At what point do people think that getting your eye stabbed with a ciggie is a normal, rather amusing occurance that you share with a loved one? And that when you tell your mates, wonder why no back slapping and "good one mate", "got a good catch there follow". We all thought he was joking! Obvioulsly not. Im so glad i dont have to put up with that shit anymore.
Oh dear. the fucktardary us normal humans are exposed to. How wrong would it be if i were to walk up to someone and say "Omg, my boyfriend beat the shit out of me and ive been in hospital all week with broken bones and a punctured lung, he must really love me". id be committed! And, just to make sure his dignity was well and truely destroyed, he goes on to add how many fingers he can shove up her arse with no lube. Ok, first, too much information and second, do you want to make sure everyone knows how much of a slut your girlfriend is and how much of a perverted twat you are? The number was four for you curious people playing at home. I nearly threw up my well scabbed drinks! And to tell this to people you havent seen for months! WHAT A LOSER. im sorry, im astounded at the sheer fucked-up-ness of the whole situation! As you would be, i hope.
Well, im gonna finish my work and head home. thought id share that disturbing tidbit with you.
Goodbye cruel world and dont over share! it gets a bit weird! Till next time peeps.....

By the way....

Lately those three words have meant nothing but doom and gloom for little ol' me. Why is bad news always disguised as an afterthought? It's very sneaky i find. And it happens alot. I'm sure all of you out there have had the "Oh, by the way..." bad news. It takes many forms. "By the way... your fish is dead", "by the way... you have two days to live", "by the way... you are no longer needed in this job", "by the way... I accidentaly butchered your cat, Tigger with a machete." Kinda weird how people think if i act like i forgot to tell you, but then just remembered before you left, it won't be as bad as if i just told you straight out. The most recent of these "afterthoughts" i have been victim to is the legendary "by the way... i'm actualy seeing someone else". Ummm, why didn't this come out before? You could have told me the first time i saw you, or the second. Maybe the third? All better options than sending a msg saying "can't catch up tonight, sorting something out, i will explain it all later". Once again the real message is disguised. So, i called him. here is a summary:
Me: "Whats wrong?"
Him: "Nothing, don't worry, ill tell you later"
Me: "Is it something to do with me?"
Him: "Uh, kinda"
Me: "Dont you think i should know then?"
Him: "Uh, yea, i guess"
Pause
Me:"Well.... what is it?"
Him: "Uh, i gotta sort something out"
Me:"Like what? with me or what?" (yep, im a bit confused)
Him: ""No, uh.. im kinda seeing someone else"
Me: "WHAT!"
Him: "I know i should have told you before..
Me: (inturupting) "Yes, you should have"
Him: ".. but i didnt"
Me: "So, if i hadnt called you, when would you have told me this?"
Him: "Dunno"
Me: "So why sort this out now? why not before?"
Him: "She found out about the weekend"
Pause
Him: "I'm sorry, i dont want to hurt you"
Me: "Too late."
Pause
Me: "you bastard, i hope your dick falls off in a freak nuclear accident"
well, i didn't say that last bit, but i wanted to.
Him: "Can we still be friends?"
Me: "That would be a bt weird, wont it?"
Him: "Uh..... i still wanna hang out with you, you are a cool chick" (damn, i hate that too!)
Me: "I dont think its a good idea, look i gotta go. bye"
Him "B (i hung up)
I had to go contemplate the best revenge and my own doom at the same time. yep, im the Queen of multitasking! I didnt do either. revenge aint worth it and neither is he. Bastard. So, guys suck and apparently im a cool chick. Ugh. Everyones friend, no ones lover. The Simple Life of Me. But im over moping. just thought i would show you how hopeless the male population can be. thats all from me for now, gotta attempt to do some work.
Good bye cruel world... Till next time.

The Race That Fills The Pubs

Howdy all. Woohoo, Melbourne Cup Day! I personaly cant see what all the excitement is about. I have never gone to the horses, never plan to, and i have no idea how to actualy bet on anything! the closest thing i have come to it all is the sweeps we use to have at school, and i would always end up picking the crapest horse there. I was never lucky. The worst thing about this year is, im not even in a sweep! well, thats understandable considering there is only one other person besides me here at work at the moment. Wouldnt have the same effect would it. But after work im hitting the pubs with friends who will either be celebrating victories or mourning their losses. I think a nice beer would go down well. if, of course, i actualy drank beer. damn. Champagne it is although i dont really look like the girly champas sipping type. i have never worn a fascinator. the closest i have gotten is a bit of foliage stuck in my hair after falling into a bush whilst drunk. And i am definately NOT a frock person either. So the Melbourne Cup really has nothing to offer me, besides an excuse to drink, but i am quite able to find my own excuses. For example, i had a pre birthday party party, my birthday party, a post birthday party party and a tattoo warming party all in the space of 3 weeks. pretty good hey, although i was the only one present at most.
Oh Crap. i just looked at the date. i REALLY have to start my Xmas shopping soon, or noone will be getting anything. Not even coal. I wonder where you would actualy buy coal from???? Hmmm. Well, i think it is time for a smoke break so, have fun all and good luck. Hope your horse wins! (unless i actualy work out this whole betting thing and then i hope my horse wins)
Goodbye cruel world..... for now.