Confessions of a non-teenage idiot

Ok Kez, you asked for it, here we go......

My top 50 Goals.
1. Find 49 life goals.
2. Actualy get a life to go with life goals.
3. Buy soccer goals. (he he he, ok serious now).
4. Buy hot new wardrobe.
5. Find money for hot new wardrobe purchases.
6. Get a job (might help with no. 4 and 5).
7. Eat more chocolate.
8. Loose weight.
9. Dye hair cool funky colours.
10. Maybe quit smoking..... maybe.
11. Own a Tickle Me Elmo.
12. Win the lottery (might not have to get that job then!!!!!)
13. Own a villa in the south of France.
14. Own 2 villas.
15. Own lot's of villas.
16. Own France.
17. Take over the world!!!! mwa ha ha ha.
18. Write No. 1 pop song so i can meet lots of famous people.
19. Marry Johnny Depp.
20. And Angelina Jolie!
21. Wax John Howards eyebrows.
22. Sell my brother into slavery.
23. Buy lots of shoes.
24. And bags.
25. Learn how to play a musical instrument... maybe the kazoo.
26. Have wardrobe malfunction on live TV.
27. Find cool hip groovy friends to hang out in at funky bars.
28. Find a funky bar.
29. Drink lots of coffee with husband Johnny and wife Angelina in villa
30. See all my fav. bands live.
31. Finish a computer game (only coz i never seem to do it!)
32. Learn how to play poker.
33. Buy cool green visor and sit in smoke filled room drinking beer and playing poker.
34. Be worshiped by hot men.
35. Cook 1 meal without burning it or stuffing it up.
36. Become a pimp.
37. Travel around the world that i now own.
38. Analyse Dr Phil.
39. Get into Uni.
40. Pass Uni course.
41. Become successful professional and wear POWER SUITS!
42. Have an active social life.
43. Quit blogging due to active social life and no time to blog.
44. Achieve world peace (omg, i sound like a pagent bimbo!)
45. Buy new funky mobile phone.
46. Make Kezz watch Grease.
47. Watch a broadway musical.
48. Be in a broadway musical.
49. Have a broadway musical made about ME!
50. OWN A PORSCHE!!!!!!

THE OTHER ONE.
Two parts of my heritage.
1. German
2. Dutch

Two things that scare you.
1. My reflection
2. Bugs

Two fears you've overcome
1. Living with Kezz
2. The Dark

Two of your everyday essentials.
1. Cigarettes
2. Chocolate

Two things you are wearing right now
1. Jumper from 2005 school musical Grease
2. Cool green sparkly topy thingy

Two things you wore too much of this year.
1. Black skirts
2. Black tops

This years favourite bands or musical artists
1. System of a Down (new album is soooo catchy!)
2. Mudvayne (thanks Nic for the call AAAAH! liveness is goooood!)
3. Metallica

Two things you want in a relationship
1. Johnny Depp
2. Angelina Jolie

Best movies of all time.
1. American History X
2. Seven
3. Queen of the Damned
4. Charlie and the Chocoalte Factory (Tim Burton one)
5. Corpse Bride

Two things you hate
1. Tuna
2. Bitchiness

Two of your favourite hobbies
1. Scrapbooking (yes, granny like but its fun!)
2. Crusing around aimlessly in Elmo - my car

Two things you learnt last year.
1. Going back to school is harder htan it seems.
2. Me + Alcohol = BAD!

Two accomplishments you were proud of.
1. Going back to school
2. Moving out of home

Two things you want really badly
1. A Porsche
2. A Red Rose

Two places you went last year
1. Adelaide
2. Geelong

Two places you want to go on vacation
1. Paris
2. Egypt

Two things you want to do before you die?
1. Live
2. Have fun doing it

Two ways that you are a stereotypical example of your gender?
1. My obsession with shoes and bags
2. Skirt wearing

Two things that make you stand out from your gender
1. I own a fishing rod and i use it!
2. I only spend 5 minutes on my face and hair

Two things you wouldn't normally admit.
1. I like Rouge Traders and Black Eyed Peas. shhhhhhh!
2. I havent shaved my legs for 2 weeks.

Two goals for the new year
1. Get a Job
2. Get fit

Well, there we go. lots about me. now im tired - too much thinking - , so i guess i will pass this batton on to Nic, good luck gurl!