Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Immature Aged Student

Howdy all. What has been happening? I have been run off my feet. Organizing my life, you know, the usual. How is this for stupid though, our dumb arse real estate agent 'forgot' to conduct an inspection a few weeks ago and has now decided to do one on monday. This would be fine if me and my housemate Bobby werent both going away this weekend. So we have had to juggle cleaning the house thouroughly AGAIN with work, packing, and our enourmous social life as people are down as well. Can you say bad timing? So last night we attampted to do the best we can. Bobby leaves tonight and I am setting off tomoro, so it will have to bloody well do. I can garuntee it wont though as the Bitch Features, as i like to call her, hates my friggen guts. Not sure why, im always polite and friendly. When im awake. But nothing i do is ever good enough for her. I have to ask how the fuck did she get a job at a Real Estate Agents? B I T C H. If anyone else is there, everything is fine. But if i am there she picks the shit out of everything. Gah. Now im angry!
Anyways, that was not what this post is suppose to be about. Ive decided what i want to do with my life.... kind of. I am in the process of working my way into Uni. Go me! I want that little certificaty thing they give you at the end to show how damn good you are (no one believes you when you just straight out tell them Ive found). Then i might take up flower arranging. Ha ha. But seriously, i need to do something with my life, and this shitty job aint it. The pay is shocking (ok, im a volunteer) and all i do is surf the net all day. I feel like bursting into song. Not sure why, but i thought id share that with you. ill update more as i find out.
Well, thats it for me, im gonna try and get my arse out of here and finish sorting my shit out for tomorro. Woo hoo, i havent been on holiday for over a year now. its exciting. ill tell you what happens and how many times i break the law!
Till next time, amuse yourselves while i relax and go nuts.... not at the same time obviously.
Toodle Pip

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Turning Over A New Tree

Its well into the new year and everyone is back trying to settle into work, life etc after the great alcoholic fuzz that was the holiday days season. But just when we thought it was all over and we could catch up on all those hangovers we drank through, something else comes up. Australia Day. And we all know it would be completely un-Australian not to get at least slightly sloshed on this wonderful occasion. So that is what i plan to do. And, with all the 21st birthdays coming up (Happy Bday Row and Shakeira!) i cant seem to find a sober weekend in sight! I also have a concert lined up to attend soon. ARGH! WHEN WILL IT STOP. to be quite honest, one weekend off isnt too much to ask, is it? But it always seems to end up filled celebrating something. Also, in this month alone, i have been graced with the presence of Kezz (love ya bitch) and Wendy (are you from China or Japan?) And a blast did we have.
With celebrations come costumes and i was a neon bunny at new years, dressed in formal for Rows 21st, a school girl (for the hell of it really) and this weekend see us all compiling the grossest items to be found in op shops. That one shall be interesting!
After all this i have come to the conclusion that January does not seem to be an accurate name for this month. Instead i propose the first month of the year to be renamed Hungober!
All those out there who a agree with me say "Hoh!". Can i get a "Hell Yea!".
In other news, i have successfully found a name for my band! And we have had quite alot of interest despite the fact we havent even practised yet! Go us! We are rock stars before we have even rocked! impressive. but now im afraid of the expectations that follow this 'hype', if you can call it that. But i am very confident in the members, so hopefuly we will blow their brains out! Now hiring "clean up crew". So, you all have to keep an ear out for "Elysium". we will be coming soon! I know i wouldnt miss it! ha ha ha
Well, thats all from mee peeps, and ill be chatting to you all later!
Till next time, Rock On and celebrate like there will be no hangover tomorow!