Oh My Gawd

Woo hoo, two posts in one day. But i just HAD to share this and i forgot earlier.
My ex is a bit of a dimwitted tard. First he "doesnt want a relationship" then ditches me for a chick who is, frankly, butt ugly and psycho, then he expects me to still sleep with him every now and then. Wanker. while at the local night club (in fact, said night club was voted the worst in SA, but what can you do, only place that is open late enough) i see him and his "girlfriend". He goes to the toilet and returns to find the nutter pashing some other guy. i find this to be an instant reason for relationship termination, but no, he decides to push the other guy and start shit. Result: he gets kicked out of the club (through the side door) and she wonders what is wrong. i witnessed this from two meters away standing at the bar waiting for my drink. i laughed my arse off. And if this didnt destroy his dignity enough, i happen to bump into him whilst talking to some friends, who are also his friends (damn it) and in his "i am man, hear me roar and brag" he tells us how his lovely caring girlfriend stubbed a ciggie out in his eye and he has been in hospital all week. He cracked up whilst we all stood there with our mouths open. What the...? He was bragging about his obviously fucked up relationship. What the hell? At what point do people think that getting your eye stabbed with a ciggie is a normal, rather amusing occurance that you share with a loved one? And that when you tell your mates, wonder why no back slapping and "good one mate", "got a good catch there follow". We all thought he was joking! Obvioulsly not. Im so glad i dont have to put up with that shit anymore.
Oh dear. the fucktardary us normal humans are exposed to. How wrong would it be if i were to walk up to someone and say "Omg, my boyfriend beat the shit out of me and ive been in hospital all week with broken bones and a punctured lung, he must really love me". id be committed! And, just to make sure his dignity was well and truely destroyed, he goes on to add how many fingers he can shove up her arse with no lube. Ok, first, too much information and second, do you want to make sure everyone knows how much of a slut your girlfriend is and how much of a perverted twat you are? The number was four for you curious people playing at home. I nearly threw up my well scabbed drinks! And to tell this to people you havent seen for months! WHAT A LOSER. im sorry, im astounded at the sheer fucked-up-ness of the whole situation! As you would be, i hope.
Well, im gonna finish my work and head home. thought id share that disturbing tidbit with you.
Goodbye cruel world and dont over share! it gets a bit weird! Till next time peeps.....